I like to Jack off when I look
at your site.
-Red, Topeka Kansas
Has anybody seen my scrotum scraper?
What the fuck's a scrotum scraper
If you have to ask, you must not have one
I got a scrotum alright but
ain't never needed no
scraper for it.  What the
fuck you trying to do?  
Harvest dick cheese?
No!  I meant, you must not have a
SCRAPER then, DICK CHEESE
I scrape my scrotum every
once in a while
-Red, Topeka Kansas
Is this where they let
all the retards go to
the bathroom?
Nah, man.  You gotta do it on a daily basis.
Is that why you're here?
Are you trying to pick up
chicks?
I ripped a huge fart today and it
sounded like an elephant trumpeting.
-Randall Tremaine, Nova Scotia
Thanks for sharing, Randall.
A Shitdick Weasel is a type of
fag.
I give a shit.  That's why The
Virtuous Pornographer posted my
opinion here.  Because this is
where it belongs and I love Him for
it.
culo papel
Don't be a
fucktool
Shouldn't there be a glory hole
here somewhere
Please deposit 25 shits
Please Forward all opinions Here
Contact US
Make those bitches show their tits!
         -Jeremy
          Santa Claus, IN
You're a  FAG  EAT SHIT!        
     -anonymous
FUCK OFF DIRTBAG!
You're mom's a FAG!
-The VP
There's no greater commendation for a man like
me than a statement like that, Red.  Thanks          
                                                                       -The VP
Hell, I scrape my
scrotum THREE times
a day sometimes.  
Shit!  it's almost five
o'clock. I should've
been scrapin my
scrotum for the
second time by now.
You will burn in the fires
of hell's damnation when
the spirit of our most
Holy Jesus Christ passes
his judgement on you
who are a most unholy
sinner in Christ's Name I
pray, Amen              

--Rev Earl Brown
Tulsa, Ok
Sheeeeet!!  Make 'dem bitches suck your dick.
<----Beat Your Meat Here!