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STEP 1. GET IT UP. Which is to say one must inspire one's penis (or
have it inspired) to become erect. This is an important step because it
is necessary to have a firm unbendable member in order to proceed to
step 2.
STEP 2. GET IT IN. Which is to say one must then insert one's stiff
cockshaft into the warm, steamy vaginal slut canal of your date or, if
you are a fucking faggot, into the tight puckered up anal sphincter of
your boyfriend.
STEP 3. GET IN ON. Which is to say subject must then commit to a
significant amount of energy expenditure by repeatedly plunging one's
throbbing johnny-member into the now dripping hot monkey-sex hole
of your date.
STEP 4. GET IT OFF. The "O". This is what's it's all about.
Successfully achieving this step means you are well on your way to
having a successful date and must only complete one more essential
step.
STEP 5. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! This step needs no
explanation. All true men understand the importance of fleeing the
scene of intercourse. Just remember to gather up all your loose DNA
and take it with you.
have it inspired) to become erect. This is an important step because it
is necessary to have a firm unbendable member in order to proceed to
step 2.
STEP 2. GET IT IN. Which is to say one must then insert one's stiff
cockshaft into the warm, steamy vaginal slut canal of your date or, if
you are a fucking faggot, into the tight puckered up anal sphincter of
your boyfriend.
STEP 3. GET IN ON. Which is to say subject must then commit to a
significant amount of energy expenditure by repeatedly plunging one's
throbbing johnny-member into the now dripping hot monkey-sex hole
of your date.
STEP 4. GET IT OFF. The "O". This is what's it's all about.
Successfully achieving this step means you are well on your way to
having a successful date and must only complete one more essential
step.
STEP 5. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! This step needs no
explanation. All true men understand the importance of fleeing the
scene of intercourse. Just remember to gather up all your loose DNA
and take it with you.
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