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| I just want ya'll to know that I suffer greatly bringing these Goldilocks to you nearly each and every month. So many of you people say, "Wow! You have a really great job." I smile and say, "Yeah. It's cool." but sometimes I lament my fate. Sometimes I pour my soul out on the table and confess to the many episodes and instigations of blue balls and the dick teasing that I suffer so often in the course of these events. It's not all fun and games when dealing with the drama of... |
| ...drama of the third kind. It's drama that costs you time money and energy. It's because no matter what you always gotta pay. The good stuff is never cheap but at least I came away with all my arms and legs. |