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Rule 1. None of the rules are meant to be construed as reciprocal
as to the offending and offended partys' specifically mentioned
Rule 2. Legitimacy of complaint of alleged bigotry is directly
proportional to the alleged suffering of offended partys' ancestors
and whether or not their lawyer is a fucking Jew.
Rule 3. White Anglo-Saxon males may only satirize other white
Anglo-Saxon males. They may not satirize any other race, creed, or
sex lest they commit the singularly unforgivable sin of bigotry even
though they were joking.
Rule 4. Caucasians, in general, may not satirize non-caucasians.
Rule 5. Men may not satirize women.
Rule 6. No one may satirize a Jew except another fucking Jew.
Rule 7. Jews may satirize any other ethnic group without regard
and without consequence.
as to the offending and offended partys' specifically mentioned
Rule 2. Legitimacy of complaint of alleged bigotry is directly
proportional to the alleged suffering of offended partys' ancestors
and whether or not their lawyer is a fucking Jew.
Rule 3. White Anglo-Saxon males may only satirize other white
Anglo-Saxon males. They may not satirize any other race, creed, or
sex lest they commit the singularly unforgivable sin of bigotry even
though they were joking.
Rule 4. Caucasians, in general, may not satirize non-caucasians.
Rule 5. Men may not satirize women.
Rule 6. No one may satirize a Jew except another fucking Jew.
Rule 7. Jews may satirize any other ethnic group without regard
and without consequence.
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| Virtuous Pornographer's |
| The New Imus Rules of Political Correctness |